sarahcentric

Ohhhhh!!!
VEGETABLES, it’s you!! You can’t sneak up on me like that! The colors are burning my eyes!

The silky brown of Tim Tams, the mellow yellow of VB, the fried beige-yness of everything else I’ve been eating… my eyes don’t even have to think! They just kinda lay there with the rest of me on the couch while I catch up on Mad Men. So cozy, so happy, so…round.

I don’t have a stomach anymore, it’s a belly. It doesn’t shake when I laugh like a bowl full of jelly, but technically… a belly.

Just let me get through this last wedding of the year, Vegetables, and I promise to spend some more time with you. But gradually! If we go too fast my body may reject you.

I may have to start with Tim Tam Salads.