Valentinos

To all the single ladies and fellas, do not kill yourselves. Surround yourself with at least 10 of your best friends. Not only can you soak up their love, but they will obstruct your view of all the couples at dinner.

For all the couples in preparation mode, do not kill yourselves. If you haven’t gotten to Victoria’s Secret yet, don’t bother. You will cry in the dressing room because the only lingerie left is orange. And do NOT make a Chocolate polenta cake because it won’t be fudge-y nyom nyoms. It will just be a weird chocolate toaster cake. Trust me. I’ve lived them both.

Whether you have a lambada partner or not, I wish you a million hugs and frenches. You are loved.

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3 Comments

  1. Paolo
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm | Permalink

    Yes. Yes. And yes.

    Thank you for this. I’m all about soaking up love and obstructing views of happy couples.

    I also wish you a million hugs and frenches.

  2. Elizabeth Ditty
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    Happy Valentine’s and many hugs and frenches to you, too! :-)

  3. Susan R Meyer
    Posted February 14, 2009 at 7:51 am | Permalink

    Happy Valentine’s Day and thanks for the good advice! I’d add - don’t bake - support your favorite bakery or chocolate shop and spread the love.

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