Happy National Donut Day… For real!
If you buy a coffee at Dunkin Donuts, they are just going to give you a donut…for free! I cannot celebrate this year because of bikini issues. But boyyyy, I’d be all over my free Marble Frosted, or maybe a classic Glazed if it looked fresh.
Don’t feel sorry for me. I had a delicious whole wheat english muffin with peanut butter this morning. However, you can pity me for foolishly dancing around my living room while eating said english muffin, losing hold of my plate, causing my breakfast to land directly on my shirt…peanut butter first.
Why do I do s–t like this? I really don’t know if it’s cool to be dancing around your living room before work.
You go eat donuts.
I’ll go change my shirt.
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And now coworkers are giving me funny looks for guffawing in my cube.
How ironic and convoluted is it that neither you nor I (who could possibly be counted amongst the biggest donut fans of modern times), will not be celebrating National Donut Day this year? I am stranded in my house. You are stranded in your hot bikini. Alas, take comfort in your peanut butter English muffin shirt, while I take comfot in writing a paper with tendonitis. Wait…
Mmm, doughnuts. I can’t eat them now, but I can get lost in a doughnut reverie…mmm….Doughnut Plant.
Sarah, have you ever been to Doughnut Plant on Grand St.? Seriously, the best doughnuts in the world. Chocolate blackout doughnuts. White peach doughnuts. TRES LECHES DOUGHNUTS!
Sorry, I always get emotional on national doughnut day.
Boo! Donuts are gross. And I don’t want to hear any arguments trying to convince me otherwise.
Elizabeth, I’m happy someone is benefiting from my morning mishap. I wish could say I was exaggerating, but seriously..I was dancing. To no music. Eating an English Muffin.
Carlita, do you have ANY idea how much better your paper would be with a free donut?! That sugar would take you straight to the head of your class!
Amanda, Doughnut Planet is from the Lord…even though they spell it with the “gh”. The “dough” version kinda grosses me out.
Kim, I don’t even know what to say to you. I swear to God I’m going to hire a de-programmer who will kidnap you and change your ways.
I’m from the South, so I’m legally required to only eat Krispy Kreme doughnuts. And after seeing this post, I can only think of that “Hot Doughnuts Now” sign and how my mother almost killed us all swerving into oncoming traffic after seeing it one Saturday.