The Dress

The dress I wore to my brother’s wedding…from behind.
If you aren’t sure which one I am talking about the word “behind” should clue you in.

Yes, I am now aware that this dress wasn’t entirely appropriate. But in my defense, 1) I swear to God it fits. Well, clearly it FITS. 2) I forgot that strapless = naked. 3) There was no warning on the label stating that plums of steel are required to wear those old-fashioned 50s and 60s cuts. Nor did it say you will secure a place in hell if you walk into a church wearing this dress.

I pushed through for my little brother and his new wife. This was one of the best days in the history of my family, and I wasn’t going to let my “inspired” fashion choice ruin that. The show must go on!

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3 Comments

  1. DonnaT
    Posted August 17, 2009 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    OK - maybe you should have brought a shrug or something to cover your shoulders at church - but for the reception - that dress is entirely appropriate!! You look amazing in it - gorgeous. Glamorous :)

  2. Joy the Baker
    Posted August 18, 2009 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    tell god it’s not your fault you’re so effing fierce. tell god it’s not your fault you look so good in blue. geeeez! dang girl! DANG!

  3. Hans Muellers
    Posted October 14, 2009 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    Never mind the dress, how do you dance in those shoes?

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