Look everybody, a crocodile… the official mascot of Christmas in Australia!
Wait..that’s not true. It’s just some pic I took in the Daintree Rainforest this summer.
Yes, it’s real and I was way too close.
No, it’s not a “Christmas Croc”. (But you knew that because it wasn’t wearing a Santa hat.) I just don’t have much else to offer today.
Yes, I made cookies this weekend.
No, I didn’t have to run back to Key Food for instant espresso. I finally found it behind the molasses. (wait, why do I have molasses?)
Yes, I really said out loud “There you are, you motherf—er!” when I found it.
No, I did not like the espresso shortbread.
Yes, I still ate them.
No, not all of them because I dropped a huge pot on the cooling rack.
Yes, I was mad at the pot.
No, I still haven’t forgiven the pot.
Yes, this entry has gotten ridiculous
No, I’m not ready to stop it yet.
Yes, we have a winner for the Pie Cookbook giveaway!
No, it’s not you.
Yes, it’s you Nikki! Lucky comment #16 as chosen by random.org!
No, this entry is still not over.
Yes! This entry is finally over!







5 Comments
When I first saw the title, I thought you meant Christmas ‘croc’ as in Croc Shoes. Thank god you didn’t, because I don’t think those things can get any uglier.
HA, you could have told me the crocodile WAS the official mascot of Christmas, and I totally would have believed you. As terrified as I am of sharks, I have this odd fascination with crocs and gators.
omg! i cant believe i won! u made my day
thanks!!
Jessica, Crocs are ridiculous and I swear I NEVER liked them. Uggs however..umm, I don’t hate them.
C&C, I do NOT like those crocs. I think they’re basically just dinosaurs and no one wants to admit it!
Nikki, yes it is you! Congrats! Please let us know when your make your first from the book.
-Sarah
I think you should draw a Santa hat on it. Just to freak everyone out.
And also? I want shortbread.