Bye summer.
Where’s my hoodie?
Do my dark rinse jeans still fit?
Are there any conflicting fall shows on my DVR?
Unlike years passed where I would have paid God a million dollars (because he needs it?) to bring the New York City summer to an end, I’m really not feelin’ it this year. Have I received the dreaded [...]
Tag Archives: travel
The Tim Tam Slam
Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush
Sleeping is so awesome. Like, for real for real. After three full nights of it, I can’t get enough of the stuff!
Ok, it’s like this: instead of laying in your bed, staring at the ceiling, refreshing the Huffington Post, and taking a Facebook quiz to find out which Goonie you would [...]
Melting Moments
Jet lag is a motherf—r.
Let’s pretend that it’s not 4 am in Queens and 6 pm in Sydney. Let’s pretend that I’m not going to do a perfect cannonball from my window when my alarm goes off in 4 hours. Let’s pretend that this isn’t entirely my fault for going to [...]
You can’t be mad.
I know you’re mad. I don’t care.
Well, yes I do.
But really, I don’t.
My eyeballs, brain, and heart have been on emotional steroids since I arrived in Australia. If I had tried to wrestle with an internet cafe everyday, I may have gone into some sort of roid rage! Would that have made [...]
ERRRR
I had every intention of telling you all about Port Douglas tonight, but this computer is the biggest a–hole I have ever met. Seriously.
I will try again tomorrow, but only because I love you.




