31 days until I leave for New Zealand, but only 18 days until I move out of Queens.
I will pay someone 100 million dollars to trash and pack my apartment. Well no, I can’t do that. But pleaaaaase..can you just do it!? PLEASE!!
Friends have started saying, “Sarah. Why does [...]
Tag Archives: travel
International Freakout
The Tim Tam Slam
Bye summer.
Where’s my hoodie?
Do my dark rinse jeans still fit?
Are there any conflicting fall shows on my DVR?
Unlike years passed where I would have paid God a million dollars (because he needs it?) to bring the New York City summer to an end, I’m really not feelin’ it this year. Have I received the dreaded [...]
Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush
Sleeping is so awesome. Like, for real for real. After three full nights of it, I can’t get enough of the stuff!
Ok, it’s like this: instead of laying in your bed, staring at the ceiling, refreshing the Huffington Post, and taking a Facebook quiz to find out which Goonie you would [...]
Melting Moments
Jet lag is a motherf—r.
Let’s pretend that it’s not 4 am in Queens and 6 pm in Sydney. Let’s pretend that I’m not going to do a perfect cannonball from my window when my alarm goes off in 4 hours. Let’s pretend that this isn’t entirely my fault for going to [...]
You can’t be mad.
I know you’re mad. I don’t care.
Well, yes I do.
But really, I don’t.
My eyeballs, brain, and heart have been on emotional steroids since I arrived in Australia. If I had tried to wrestle with an internet cafe everyday, I may have gone into some sort of roid rage! Would that have made [...]





