Since the media elite insist upon this obsessive Tiger Woods/White House crashers coverage, I believe it’s my moral obligation to highlight an important election happening here at Comedy Central.
Which Thanksgiving Dinner would you eat?
I’m sure you all remember the On-air promo department’s greatest hits. Julie, Dave, and Tom in our graphics department carry [...]
Tag Archives: thanksgiving
Rock the Vote
Black Friday
Roasted turkey.
Deep fried turkey. (No, we did not burn the house down)
Stuffing, or dressing since it wasn’t in the bird
Cornbread stuffing, or cornbread dressing since it wasn’t in the bird
Mashed potatoes
Smashed potatoes
Biscuits that were ACCIDENTALLY made with whole wheat flour. (”Yeah, I know they look brown but it’s white flour, I swear.”)
Corn pudding
and [...]
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Where have I been? What have I been doing?
Whatever…where have you been?! What have you been doing?!
Alright, fine! I’ll tell you what was so important that I thought it was fine to not post a new blog entry for a week.
It pretty much looked like this…
Don’t you dare judge me. I needed this [...]
Redeem Yourself this Holiday Season
“Hello?”
“…”
“Hello?”
“heehee (7 year old niece giggle) Umm, Aunt Sa-, I mean, Sarah…this is your big sister, Chrissy.”
“Ohhhh, Hi Chrissy. What’s up?
“Ummm, you need to make the turkey for Thanksgiving.”
“Chrissyyyyyy (exaggerating second syllable so my niece thinks she’s got me right where she wants me!) I caaaan’t! You know I don’t eat meat!”
(niece [...]





