sarahcentric

“Hello?”
“…”
“Hello?”
“heehee (7 year old niece giggle) Umm, Aunt Sa-, I mean, Sarah…this is your big sister, Chrissy.”
“Ohhhh, Hi Chrissy. What’s up?
“Ummm, you need to make the turkey for Thanksgiving.”
“Chrissyyyyyy (exaggerating second syllable so my niece thinks she’s got me right where she wants me!) I caaaan’t! You know I don’t eat meat!”
(niece [...]