Umm… no pressure or anything!
I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me after yesterday’s Cranky Pants. “Merge with infinity”? How the hell do I do that?! I don’t think I’m getting there [...]
Tag Archives: meditation
Stressful Tea
Foxy meditation
Before we get into this you should know I just sent the following text to a friend, “Wait, so how do you feel about crackers?!” That’s how wildly interesting or maddeningly boring I can be. I thought you should know.
Now that that’s out of the way, why don’t you sidle up real close [...]
Missing: Monkey Sock
When my Artisan Bread in 5 cookbook finally arrives, I will be making this egg in a toast cup recipe from their blog. This comes right after I finish all of the artisinal boules and baguettes I will need to stock my cubicle, the site of the new boulangerie. My customers will need [...]
…And it’s time to leave the woods.
Before we get into the meat (replacement) and potatoes of my meditation retreat we need to discuss dessert; the long-lost Keebler treat, Magic Middles. For those of you who don’t remember, Magic Middles were chocolate chip cookies with a fudge-y surprise in the middle. There were several varieties, but the most magical were [...]
Time Enough at Last
This will be brief since I haven’t been in my own bed for two weeks. We need some of that serious, middle of the day, Maximum Comfort action that I have been deprived of for way too long. We’re talking reading, chatting on the phone, doing the bills, folding clean laundry. All of [...]





