Number 1, you better hurry up and enter the Artisan Bread in 5 giveaway before I get pissed. And you better enter over here, or else I’ll get REALLY pissed. Like I’ll be all, “Can we talk about this?! I don’t know, you just really hurt my feelings. It made feel…less [...]
Tag Archives: Maximum Comfort
Feb’sies
February 2, 2009 – 9:15 am
BOOOOOO FEBRUARY, BOOOOO! You stink!! Why you gotta be so distant from busy holidays, charming snowstorms and the Peanuts Christmas album? I’m so sure you couldn’t be just a little closer to my New Year’s resolution fitness goals, New York City spring, and my once in a lifetime summer vacation!
Noooooo! Of course not!! [...]
BOOM!!
December 9, 2008 – 5:47 pm
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the NEW..SARAH…CEEEEEEEEHNTRIIIIC!”
Crazy applause, hooting and hollering. The hottest Black college marching bands file into the stadium playing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. I am doing the entire dance by myself on a raised platform in the center. Two rabid fans discuss.
“Wow, she looks fantastic! How [...]
You’re Welcome.
November 30, 2008 – 10:03 pm
Where have I been? What have I been doing?
Whatever…where have you been?! What have you been doing?!
Alright, fine! I’ll tell you what was so important that I thought it was fine to not post a new blog entry for a week.
It pretty much looked like this…
Don’t you dare judge me. I needed this [...]
Sarah’s Favorite Fall Things
October 28, 2008 – 6:00 am
It’s been a minute since I’ve posted, and I owe you lots of laptop snuggle time. So move over and make some room! I have so many sweet somethings to whisper into your ear…
First of all, the polls are closed. Many thanks to those of you who voted early on Proposition Curly [...]
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