Umm… no pressure or anything!
I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me after yesterday’s Cranky Pants. “Merge with infinity”? How the hell do I do that?! I don’t think I’m getting there [...]
Tag Archives: life
Stressful Tea
November 4, 2009 – 6:15 am
The Ghost
October 26, 2009 – 6:00 am
Where have you been?! Were there apple cider donuts there?! Did you have to amputate?!
Alright, hold up hold up hold up! There is a perfectly good explanation for my absence-an explanation that will not only give you a deeper look into my complicated soul, but is also perfect for the upcoming holiday.
You guys…I’m a [...]
Represent!
September 21, 2009 – 5:18 am
Up at 5:30, showered by 6:15.
Not enough milk for coffee, but Chai tea did the trick.
Mad Men won a thousand emmys, and I listened to Jay-z all morning.
Your honor, let the record show that on September 21, 2009 this chronically cranky New Yorker felt like a 100 million bucks. If I were a southerner, [...]
Home Crap Home
August 10, 2009 – 12:22 am
Remember when Tom Hanks was funny?
Well, I guess he’s still funny sometimes on Conan or Letterman. But think back to a time when Tom’s movies didn’t have to be about his favorite hobbies and history lessons? They used to be about mermaid girlfriends who devour lobsters, shells and all. He [...]
Blame it on the Rain
June 25, 2009 – 8:10 am
You know what sucks most about the days and DAYS of rain we have been getting in New York City? Not the frizzy hair, ruined outfits, or slimy flip-flops. No. It’s the LAME conversation. We are so completely unnerved by these consecutive days of cloud cover, there is nothing else to [...]
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