My bed is like quicksand lately.
Comfy Quicksand.
I don’t know what the hell is going on, but this life long insomniac has been sleeping like a champ lately. 9 hours one night, 10 hours the next…a record breaking 12 hours straight after my little visit to Margaritaville on Oscar night! It’s like I’ve died [...]
Tag Archives: humor
Sleep Champ
March 12, 2010 – 7:08 am
Miss you like crazy
February 4, 2010 – 7:10 am
This week whomps.
Work is nuts.
My apartment is nuts.
My hair looks nuts. (I really don’t feel like washing it today. Only those with curly hair can appreciate this.)
I have to tell you about these dudes who are crashing with me right now who I’m pretty sure will either be offered keys to the city or [...]
The Teenage Fashion Wave of the Future
January 27, 2010 – 5:53 am
I woke up early enough to catch the thrilling finale of “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead”. I’m the luckiest gal in the world.
Well, next to Sue Ellen of course. Her mother leaves five children for a summer vacation in Australia. Sure, they get the meanest babysitter on Earth. But lucky for Sue [...]
Sounds Fishy
January 13, 2010 – 7:30 am
Sorry for being such a Ghost lately. I’m in pre-production for a shoot in Miami at the South Beach Comedy Festival. All pre-pro means is that you answer 100,000 questions from your crew, and anyone else involved in the project, quickly and passionately. For example, you receive emails like this with no subject [...]
Mystery Bear
December 17, 2009 – 9:42 am
A crocodile may not be the mascot of Australian Christmas…
…But Mystery Bear is most definitely the official mascot of the annual Comedy Central On-air Promo Evil Elf, passive-agressive, “Machiavelli meets Christmas”, gift exchange. And this year’s party was a doozy!
Details to follow tomorrow.
Until then, let the mystery bear be.
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