The following conversation took place last night with my good friend Andrew, (pictured below in Stars t-shirt), while a loaf of bread baked in the oven. Please note, shitty February and I are currently locked in a battle for my mortal soul.
Sarah: I give up, everything stinks.
Andrew: ok.
Sarah: I mean it this time! I’m [...]
Yesterday, I posted an open letter to my friend Andrew which called into question his use of the slang expression “wicked”. The Andrew campaign has responded swiftly and forcefully!
N.B. This is all a joke, people. Yes, Andrew and I are fighting about whether or not he always said “wicked”. But we [...]
The following conversation between Sarah Jackson and her best friend of 12 years, Andrew, took place on June 15th, 2008. Sarah and Andrew were discussing the plot of a movie in which many characters are compelled to kill themselves.
This conversation actually took place. For real.
Andrew: If I kill myself, I know exactly what I’m going [...]
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