February finally found me and smoked me out of my happy place.
I was doing so well!! Maybe it was the bonus birthday sun in Miami. Perhaps it was Phil, Conan and their funny accents ordering bagels in New York City? Something scrambled February’s evil instruments designed to make me feel like a robot, a [...]
I don’t know what you’re talking about, February. That letter to July didn’t mean a thing! Yeah, I guess I’ve been a little distant lately; hiding out in the apartment with my cellphone, DVR, and artisan bread. But you don’t exactly make it easy to love you, Febs! Even you gotta admit [...]
I miss you! Come back! I’m freezing my t-ts off here!
Please give me another chance! I promise I’ll wear all of those dresses you like and watch outdoor movies in Bryant Park. Your first Blue Moon is on me with an orange or lemon, whatever you want. We’ll go to the [...]
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