Tag Archives: best friends

A loner, a Rebel

This photo is one of my first with my new Canon Rebel T1i . I love it so much I want to marry it. Don’t worry, I’m taking a class tonight on DSLR basics. I’ll be sure to ask if there could possibly be anything else to take a picture of besides my [...]

Postcards from Andrew

Andrew rarely considers his friends before making extremely selfish life decisions.
My former best friend, (his title has changed as a result of his selfish behavior), signed a 100 year contract to work on a cruise which takes him everywhere-from Central America to Hawaii to the Pacific Northwest to the house where they shot “The Goonies”. [...]

Conversations with Andrew, II

The following conversation took place last night with my good friend Andrew, (pictured below in Stars t-shirt), while a loaf of bread baked in the oven. Please note, shitty February and I are currently locked in a battle for my mortal soul.

Sarah: I give up, everything stinks.
Andrew: ok.
Sarah: I mean it this time! I’m [...]

Conversations with Andrew

Yesterday, I posted an open letter to my friend Andrew which called into question his use of the slang expression “wicked”. The Andrew campaign has responded swiftly and forcefully!
N.B. This is all a joke, people. Yes, Andrew and I are fighting about whether or not he always said “wicked”. But we [...]

Flo’ Fo Sho, ‘08

I swear am I not ignoring you.
I am in Sunny Florida visiting my long-distance Siamese-y, Andrew. There have been close-to-puke-inducing roller coaster rides, and scrumptious brunches…(perhaps brunches and roller coasters are not a great combination). I’ve attended pool parties hosted by Andrew and myself, and attended by only Andrew and myself. (The [...]