Number 1, you better hurry up and enter the Artisan Bread in 5 giveaway before I get pissed. And you better enter over here, or else I’ll get REALLY pissed. Like I’ll be all, “Can we talk about this?! I don’t know, you just really hurt my feelings. It made feel…less [...]
Tag Archives: Artisan Bread in 5
Happy Anniversary!
March 11, 2009 – 9:37 am
This may be hard to believe, but I’ve been at this Sarahcentric game for a year today.
One year.
ONE YEAR?!
WHAT?!!
Remember the guided meditations featuring Tom & Jerry, The Care Bears and Ducktales? What about the virtual smorgasbord of Puffy French Toast, Mac & Cheese, and Graham Cracker Coffee? How about my imaginary dancing to [...]
Sarah’s Commune
March 2, 2009 – 6:19 am
Sarah’s Boulangerie is now closed. Adieu to the Parisian charm of my handformed boules! Namaste to my exotic authentic Indian Naan! I am sad to see you go. But since I am my most loyal customer and I have to get into an orange bikini for surfing and snorkeling in Australia, [...]
A desperate plea
February 19, 2009 – 7:54 pm
Big week, mother f—ers, BIG WEEK.
We’re talking Australian surf camp, promo production, spin classes, whole wheat bread, and Montepulciano. One new personal trainer, two raucous Journey personal dance parties, and six 1/2 pound bars of the best cheddar on earth. And how about the taping for FOXnews and sexy pole dancing?! [...]
Conversations with Andrew, II
February 4, 2009 – 7:10 am
The following conversation took place last night with my good friend Andrew, (pictured below in Stars t-shirt), while a loaf of bread baked in the oven. Please note, shitty February and I are currently locked in a battle for my mortal soul.
Sarah: I give up, everything stinks.
Andrew: ok.
Sarah: I mean it this time! I’m [...]
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