Umm… no pressure or anything!
I’m all for reading inspirational tea leaves in the morning, or when I’m a great mood at night. But this kind of fortune was waaaay too much for me after yesterday’s Cranky Pants. “Merge with infinity”? How the hell do I do that?! I don’t think I’m getting there through meditation because my foot still cramps up from time, making the journey difficult. Also, I definitely schedule my sittings around So You Think You Can Dance. I’m not sure if we can fit infinity in there.
Yogi tea, please develop a special variety of tea called Maximum Comfort. It should only have sayings that make me feel cozy, relaxed, skinny, and funny.
Cozy: Your down comforter will feel just right set under your chin.
Unchallenged: Push all of those feelings way down to your toes.
Skinny: Your two workouts this week really seem to have paid off. Why don’t you have some cookies?
Funny: I’m your deNSity…Oh wait, I mean, your destiny.”
To infinity and beyond!
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Sarah, you inspired me to make a Maximum Comfort move this weekend. We dipped our toes in the (warm, bubble-jet) water of MaxComf by purchasing a fleece throw for the couch, then went whole hog and bought a Sweater Pillow! It’s a big cable knit sweater on a pillow - sort of like resting your head on Liam Neeson. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that you are a comfy inspiration, even if you haven’t merged with infinity yet.
Amanda,
This makes me very happy! Your Liam Neeson pillow sounds fantastic, but I would want mine to be Clive Owen…or Daniel Craig…or Hugh Jackman. Basically any white guy who looks sexy and comfy in a sweater.
Kim at doeandmouse.com is very big into lap blankets. Sounds like a great option before fully committing to fleece.
-Sarah
Eh, you need to switch to the inspiring words found on the inside of dove promises wrappers. Mine this week are telling me to read a book under the trees. I’m unlikely to do it, but there’s no stress in the thought.
MJB,
Mmmmmm, Dove chocolate. Inspiring indeed. Plus, chocolatey delicious!
-Sarah
Oh god. Yeah, a saying like this would totally put me into a spinning tizzy. I mean really? How does one go about the tiny little task of MERGING WITH INFINITY?!