sarahcentric

Dear co-worker friends who are obsessed with “Lost” like I am,

I hope this blog finds you well. First of all, if you haven’t already, please donate a few bucks to the good people of Project Peanut Butter. Just throw any dollar into the ChipIn counter on the right. Then if you really got the plums, link back to this blog and you’ll be entered to win a free pound of graham cracker coffee. You’re the kindest and generous of all people. Thank you.

Second, as you know I will be traveling to Miami today for work. I’ll be saying all kinds of important things like “Action!”, “Cut!”, “That was funny!” and “Wait, where are we going?” Therefore, I will most likely miss the season premiere of “Lost” tonight. I won’t catch it until I get back to my couch, pajamas and homemade delicious treats in Queens.

Just wanted to give you a heads up and let you know that if you breathe even one word about John Locke, The Dharma Initiative, that creeper Ben, Polar bears in Hawaii, or any other new confusing phenomena this season has in store for us….well, our friendship is over. Kaput. Fini. If I see you in the hallway I will point and yell, “Life Ruiner!!” and just start running.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks!
Sarah