I have a strict NYC anti-traipsing policy.
As sure as my friends know that I will disappear from the Christmas party, they know the first question I will ask when they present a social plan to me is, “Look, I don’t care if this joint is in Timbuktu. You just better know EXACTLY [...]
Category Archives: travel
Traipsing
Pick your own
The Travel Bug that bit me this summer was a big son of a bitch. Not your average, everyday, “I should sign up for the Travelzoo top 20 discounts email” variety. It was a Superbug from the same lab that developed deer ticks, killer bees, and blue/red spiders whose bites turn nerdy New Yorkers [...]
Stranger Danger
Woah woah woah…Something’s coming to me. Huh? That can’t be! Wait, yeah. Huh? No. Yeah, that’s right…
Remember Australia?
Noooo, that didn’t happen.
Yeah, I think it did!
Everyone calm down. Let’s retrace my steps.
So yesterday I was definitely in Long Island City looking for a dress for the third and final wedding of the [...]
Home Crap Home
Remember when Tom Hanks was funny?
Well, I guess he’s still funny sometimes on Conan or Letterman. But think back to a time when Tom’s movies didn’t have to be about his favorite hobbies and history lessons? They used to be about mermaid girlfriends who devour lobsters, shells and all. He [...]




