Category Archives: Opposite Day

Brooklyn is Wonder-full

“Many waters waiting to become a river.” If you want more than that one perfect Junot Diaz phrase at a time, you’re just going to have enter my giveaway. It’s time that you read The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. It is time.
I am racist towards Brooklyn.
Wait, AT Brooklyn? [...]

Opposite Day, The George Costanza Health and Wellness program

Someone out there needs to explain why workouts at the crack of dawn are any better than workouts after you have actually opened your eyes and remembered your middle name. And please don’t say anything annoying and science-y like “metabolism”, “red-blood cells” or “bunsen burners”, because whatever! Maybe I’m burning three extra calories [...]