I’m a douche.
I’m kinda sorry that I haven’t been writing more regularly, but honestly I’m really not. I would have said douche-y things.
Don’t worry, I am fine. Really. It’s just that my whole world has turned upside down in the past two weeks, bringing on major e-motion sickness. My only relief has [...]
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Oh what a feeling, Staring at the Ceiling!
Foxy meditation
Before we get into this you should know I just sent the following text to a friend, “Wait, so how do you feel about crackers?!” That’s how wildly interesting or maddeningly boring I can be. I thought you should know.
Now that that’s out of the way, why don’t you sidle up real close [...]
…And it’s time to leave the woods.
Before we get into the meat (replacement) and potatoes of my meditation retreat we need to discuss dessert; the long-lost Keebler treat, Magic Middles. For those of you who don’t remember, Magic Middles were chocolate chip cookies with a fudge-y surprise in the middle. There were several varieties, but the most magical were [...]
Gone Meditatin’…
5-day intensive meditation retreat with real Buddhist monastics, but no real coffee.
Thrilled.
Terrified.
Happy.
Eager.
Terrified…
Terrified…
Terrified.
See you next year!
Boring, I know…but I’m so nervous and nauseous about this retreat I really can’t think of anything better.
Cranky Pants
I’ve been wearing my Cranky Pants since 7 pm last night. I was hoping they would have worked themselves off by this morning since I wanted to write a big, happy post but no such luck. They are giving me a major emotional wedgie.
No need to worry, though. I’m working through it, [...]




