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This is your Australia IOU.

Please print this entry out and submit it to your local Sarahcentric office for travel stories about Port Douglas, Adelaide, the Great Ocean Road, and Melbourne. Unfortunately, our offices are currently closed for the national holiday that is my brother’s wedding. All employees are spending at least one million dollars for the perfect dress and accessories transforming them into modern day Dorothy Dandridges- or, at the very least, Beyonces.

It’s strapless. It’s royal blue. It could be stunning. it could be a disaster.

In the meantime, please enjoy my latest old school favorite. If my brother does not play this at the reception, I will stand up, throw my napkin down, and loudly yell, “THIS IS BULLS–T!” Then I will march out to the parking lot and wait for the reception to be over and grab a ride. I’m a New Yorker, so no car to dramatically peel out of the parking lot in.