Ok. This is a huge problem for me…for obvious reasons.
Hey, Nabisco! How about the next time you decide to upgrade your all-American, perfectly processed, choco-licious treat to new levels by utilizing the most synergstic combination of flavors known to humankind you let a sister know?! I am the Cakesters number 1 fan and it is NOT cool for me to be blindsided like that!
Oreo Cakesters are only allowed in this home during periods of personal darkness and/or a new season of True Blood. So, strike 1… I’m crazy/happy/hyper about my trip to Australia and the new bikinis that I fit into thanks to complete breakfasts and Turbo Jam. Strike 2… True Blood season 2 doesn’t start until mid-June. (Yes, I’m well aware that True Blood breaks every one of my sci-fi/magic/fantasy rules, but these vampires are different. They live in Ny’orleans, but not like romantic, over the top Ny’orleans. Like, Ba’yoh Ny’orleans. Totally different. Plus, Jason Stackhouse, the hottest thing on the Earth, is from Australia. Ain’t no fighting that.)
Strike 3? Nabisco… if you so much as THINK about melting chocolate-y chips hoping to dip Cakesters into a vat of the good stuff creating a treat the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since the Hostess classic Chocodiles?! Well then, I’ll see you in court. I mean, not that I’ve considered doing that myself or anything…
Not cool, Nabisco.
Not cool.
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I have coupons for 55cents off. Stop & Shop will double them. Let’s go all Thelma & Louise on em.
I actually gasped when I saw that picture. You just had to inflict that knowledge on others, didn’t you? That’s like Eve going door to door selling apples from the Tree of Knowledge! Oi!
eff nabisco. eff their cakester goodness. eff their yellow sale tags. you have the cutest bathing suit ever. w o r k it. for reals.