Big week, mother f—ers, BIG WEEK.
We’re talking Australian surf camp, promo production, spin classes, whole wheat bread, and Montepulciano. One new personal trainer, two raucous Journey personal dance parties, and six 1/2 pound bars of the best cheddar on earth. And how about the taping for FOXnews and sexy pole dancing?! Yeah..YEAH! I know!
But not today.
Instead I’m going to take my second loaf of HOMEMADE WHOLE WHEAT BREAD out of the oven. Then I’ll wash my face, take my “eyes” out, and put on my glasses. After that I’ll climb into my bed covered in crispy-clean sheets, read a little bit, and pray I catch myself before I fall asleep in my glasses and break them.
So please, please, pretty please…PLEASE! Not the gross baby-talk kind of “please”, just a friend to friend kind of please. Could you give me the weekend to get it all together for you? I’ll make it super good. It will be a thriller, I promise!
Pwwwweeeeeeaas?
Fank you.
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2 Comments
Cute photo.
You have my permission to take the weekend and get your shit together.
you’ve got till monday morning 9am young lady. but i better get this amazing recipe you keep going on about or else you’re gonna find yourself in a heap of trouble and don’t push me missy! I am not kidding, you don’t want to find out how serious I am….now get going punkin.